Adult nursery rhymes, haiku form

Little Boy Blue.

Little boy blue.  Wow!

Blowing his own horn!  Talent?

No!  Contortionist!

 

Old Mother Hubbard.

How inexpensive!

Living in a shoe!  Who knew!

Practice safer sex?

 

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary.

Mary, Mary!  Stop!

Buy a good laxative now!

Don’t be grumpy, babe!

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