Bacon, bacon, fried in a pan
Do you love me the way I am?
I dream of you when I wake at night
Can’t wait to get up, get you in my sight
Grab a little piece of you,
put you in my mouth, begin to chew
your juices flowing down my chin
as my face puts on a happy grin
Oh bacon, bacon where have you been
The ways that I love you, let me begin
Wrapped around a piece of meat
In a biscuit, you can’t be beat
Melted with cheese on hot toast
To tell the truth, I love you the most.
How is it that you’re so great
Yet I cheat on you when you’re off my plate
With your Cousin Ham and Brother Ribs
I’ll eat your sister if I’m given dibs.
Here, piggy piggy, come to me
I’ll love you the best just wait and see.