Day 36 of my gratitudes:
I am grateful for Tom Hanks; in case pirates attack, he’s got the answers.
I am grateful for wheelbarrows. Helping haul manure and dead bodies for centuries. Thank you, ancient Greeks.
I am grateful for the mostly bullshit laws that govern us; otherwise, my friends Jen and Tina wouldn’t have gotten the chance to elope and get married in this great country where they pay taxes to our government but aren’t recognized as partners for the last oh so many years. Congratulations, guys! Foiled again, Government.
Jen and Tina 1.
Have a nice day out there, people, and don’t forget to be grateful for it.