Dear Pussy…

(My remake of Dear Penis)

Dear Pussy,

I don’t think you like me anymore.

It used to be just you and me

and, of course, my hand made three

but that was okay, ’cause we liked it that way,

But since that woman’s came along

this has become a different song

You no longer like to get wet

except when’s she’s between my instep

Dear Pussy, I don’t think you like me anymore.

She sings: 

Dear G,

I don’t think I like you anymore

Our relationship just fell apart

when that Kansas woman stole your heart

It seems you think more of her than me.

I’ve never got wet for no one else

it was just me, your hand, and yourself

But she has the softest lips I’ve ever met

and now it’s her that makes me soaking wet

Dear G, I don’t think I like you anymore.

And G, when you’re shaving, don’t forget to shave me.

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7 thoughts on “Dear Pussy…

  1. Please continue stalking me, it’s flattering from you. I’ll continue doing the same to you. Yay the lady is back. MWAH!

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