Bacon. Is it really bad for me? I mean, it goes with anything. Seriously. I would eat it on a hamburger, on a grilled cheese, with some apple slices, in a salad, or crumbled over some sauteed veggies. Very versatile. I also think, not taking into account possible attacks from possible packs of ravenous dogs, that it would make a very nice grass skirt in case you were stranded on an island that had lots of bacon available. Nom nom nom bacon grass skirt with booby holder made of bacon. How much more fun would hula dancers be? Oh man!
Which brings me to my question – is there bacon vodka? I also feel that vodka is very versatile. It goes with milk or coffee in the mornings, with iced tea at lunch and with anything at dinner. You can put it in brownies, or milkshakes, or smoothies. I mean, seriously, you can. You can marinate in it, you or a steak, or raisins. And if it was in a waterfall on my deserted island, I would drink it while wearing my bacon loincloth.
So is there bacon vodka? I think it would pair well with a fried egg and grits mixer. Just saying. Well, when I get totally thin and rationally healthy, I want a straight up vodka with a slice of bacon in it. You’re right, that’s crazy – put three slices in it. I don’t drink anymore and I eat bacon so rarely that it’s like having sex when I do eat it. In fact, I’m salivating even now just thinking about eating it. Nom nom nom bacon!
Stop watching me; this is a private moment. Nom nom nom nom nom bacon!